What do you call a bitten apple?

An Iphone. What is bigger than an Iphone -A brick. What is smaller than an Ipad -An Ipad Mini.

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What do you call a reptile biting its own tail?

An alligatorus

What did the dog do when the panhandler put the bite on him?

Bit him naturally.

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Why can't a Samsung be disguised as an iPhone?

Because eventually, its cover would be blown.

What's 6 inches long hard, bent, and in my pants?

My iPhone 6

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Why was the iPad sad?

Someone took a bite out of its Apple.

What's 9 and a half inches long and satisfies all c*nts?

An iPad.

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What do you call a bitten apple?

An Iphone. What is bigger than an Iphone -A brick. What is smaller than an Ipad -An Ipad Mini.

What is the opposite of an iPad Mini?

A Maxi Pad