What do you call a bitten apple?

An Iphone. What is bigger than an Iphone -A brick. What is smaller than an Ipad -An Ipad Mini.

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How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!

Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.

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Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

What does Ukraine have in common with the iPhone 7?

They both suffered the loss of one very important port.

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What do you call a bitten apple?

An Iphone. What is bigger than an Iphone -A brick. What is smaller than an Ipad -An Ipad Mini.

What's 9 and a half inches long and satisfies all c*nts?

An iPad.

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What is the opposite of an iPad Mini?

A Maxi Pad

What do you call a bitten apple?

An Iphone. What is bigger than an Iphone -A brick. What is smaller than an Ipad -An Ipad Mini.