What's a barista in France's favorite workout?

A French press

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What did the french chef give his wife on Valentine's day?

A hug and a little quiche.

What is a french bakers lifestyle like?

Its a life of pain

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Why do we need France on our side against Saddam and Osama?

A. So the French can show them how to surrender.

What could have been the most stuppidest result of Napolleonic wars if France won?

Tsar Napoleon.

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Why do engineering students call themselves engineers?

You don't hear a law student call themselves a lawyer, or a gender studies student call themselves a barista.

What do a coffee shop and a Japanese castle siege have in common?

Baristas

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Why does ISIS only drink drip coffee?

Because they hate French Press!

Why do jihadists drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the french press...