What's the difference between a beggar and a US Politician?

A beggar has retained his integrity.

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What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!

What's the difference between a leper and a tree?

A tree has limbs.

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What did the RAM stick say to the politician?

I'm PC2!

What do you call a politician in a house fire?

Burning Sanders!

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What's the difference between a beggar and a US Politician?

A beggar has retained his integrity.

Why do you always see beggars at protests?

They're always looking for some sort of change!

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What did the lawyer say to the sovereign citizen when asked for legal counsel?

Am I being retained ** **Am I being retained **

What's the difference between a beggar and a US Politician?

A beggar has retained his integrity.