What's the difference between a beggar and a US Politician?

A beggar has retained his integrity.

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What's the difference between alcoholism and a lobotomy?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

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How cold is it outside?

It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.

What do cannibals and politicians have in common?

They both enjoy handshakes.

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Why are you begging for a quarter?

Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar.

Why do you always see beggars at protests?

They're always looking for some sort of change!

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What's the difference between a beggar and a US Politician?

A beggar has retained his integrity.

What did the lawyer say to the sovereign citizen when asked for legal counsel?

Am I being retained ** **Am I being retained **