Why do French tanks have review mirrors?

Because they want to see the front line too

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Where does King Kong sleep?

Anywhere he wants to.

Why did the alcoholic chop off the little boy's legs?

He wanted his *Kidneys*.

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Why are Microsoft circuit boards so bad?

They use French resistors.

What do you get if you take the red circle off a Japanese flag?

The French flag.

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How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.

Why do French tanks have a rear-view mirror?

To see the front

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When you look in the mirror, what do you see?

Me: I see myself you friggin idiot. Let me see your degree

How can you tell when an idiot's depressed?

Go stand in front of a mirror

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Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

What is cosmetics?

ANSWER: Cosmetics is a woman's means for keeping a man from reading between the lines.