What's a dog's least favorite unit of measurement?

Pounds

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Why are shopaholics in the UK generally very skinny?

Because they are always losing pounds.

Whats the difference between Taylor Swift and Adele?

About fifty pounds

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What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

What's a dog's least favorite unit of measurement?

Pounds