What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

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Why did the plant say after being watered?

I'm not hungry exactly, but I could still use a light snack".

Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

so they can reuse the phone after the explosion

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How do you measure pain?

In Hertz.

What do South American governments and internal combustion engines have in common?

Both are measured in revolutions per minute.

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What's the difference between watts and ohms?

Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.

Which unit describes the intensity of light in South Africa?

Nelson Candela

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Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.

What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

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What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

How did the ancient Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

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Why did the man who stole my crops take aspirin?

Because he had my grains

What did the field say to the farmer with no crops?

Stop fallowing me!

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What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

What's a dog's least favorite unit of measurement?

Pounds