Whats the difference between Taylor Swift and Adele?

About fifty pounds

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What's the difference between a pig and a dwarf janitor?

One is messy, and the other is a little cleaner.

What is the difference between Courtney Love and a porcupine?

A porcupines needle won't give you AIDS

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Whats a Feminist's favorite math subject?

Triggerednometry

Whats the best part of living in Switzerland?

Im not too sure either but the flags a big plus.

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What's the relationship between the pound, the dollar, and the ruble?

A pound of rubles is worth one dollar.

Why are shopaholics in the UK generally very skinny?

Because they are always losing pounds.

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Why was Adele's phone bill $500 this month?

She must have called a 1,000 times

Who's Microsoft's favorite musician?

Adele

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Who would win in a fight, Michael J. Fox or Taylor Swift?

Michael J. Fox he would just shake it off.

Why do so many people listen to Taylor Swift songs after a breakup?

Because they were tailor made for it.