Whats the difference between Taylor Swift and Adele?

About fifty pounds

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the only difference between this year and last year?

A building in Dubai.

What's the difference between a Scottish guy and Mick Jagger?

One says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

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What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

Whats the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop its own cultures without having to resort to stealing others.

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What's the difference between a wife and a mistress?

A: About fifty pounds.

Why were the vets and pounds mad?

It was raining cats and dogs

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What's the opposite of Adele?

Amac or BB-Mac (you pick which one's funnier)

What do you call a computer that only plays sad songs?

Adele

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What do you call someone who sews extremely fast?

Taylor Swift...

How do you listen to Taylor Swift and N.W.A one after the other?

Make a mixed tape.