What time of day is the saddest?

The mourning

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Why are black people getting stronger?

Because the televisions these days are getting heavier.

When do Arabs return their library books?

the day they're Dubai.

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What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.

What did they say about the guy who woke up and jerked off on his alarm clock every day?

He always came on time.

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What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood

How do you know if you're a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood.