How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.

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How many egocentrics does it take to change a light-bulb?

Me, and only me!

How many redditers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to screw it in, the next to claim credit and the third to be a bot that reposts.

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How many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb?

Twenty-Juan

How many programmers do you need to fix a light bulb?

None, it is a hardware issue!

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Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans?

All the extra cubholders.

What has 9 letters and makes everyone mad?

Clickbait

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What was Will Smith's occupation before he was an actor?

He was a blacksmith

Which actor is best suited for a programmer role?

Dev Patel.

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What's a gambler's favorite time of day?

10 to 1.

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.