What happens when a neckbeard takes drugs?

They start tipping balls.

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What happens if Ramsay Bolton met Samwell Tarly's girlfriend?

Gilly suit

What'll happen if a piano is dropped on a man?

He will B flat

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Why did the zombie start ripping up sheet music?

Because he was de-composing.

Why did the solar wind start having hot flashes?

It was experiencing magnetopause.

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Why was the black man selling drugs?

He was a pharmacist.

What kind of drugs to frogs take?

methamphibians.

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What is your best casino joke?

I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!

How much did the critic tip the waitor?

two cents

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What's the most common illness affecting neckbeards?

M'laise.

What do you call someone who commits piracy?

Neckbeard the pirate