What happens when a neckbeard takes drugs?

They start tipping balls.

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What happened ?

Me: I turned 13....

What happens to a woman who falls down the stairs?

Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers

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How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

Why did so many black people die in Vietnam?

Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.

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Why is there cotton on top of the pills inside a pill bottle?

To remind black people they picked cotton before they sold drugs.

What drug does the lord use to get work done?

God speed.

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Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips?

Because he's a waiter. (lol)

What do you call a cow on no legs?

Ground beef. What do you call a cow on three legs Tri-Tip. What do you call a cow on two legs Your mom.

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What do you call a city full of neckbeards?

M'tropolis

How does a neckbeard make a scotch egg?

He has to Breddit