What's a gangsta say when a house falls on him?

Get off me, homes!

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Why should you never wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall off.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

It died.

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How are a grenade and a wife similar?

If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone

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What's a gangsta say when a house falls on him?

Get off me, homes!

What does Santa Claus call his more thuggish elves?

Gangsta wrappers!