What's a gangsta say when a house falls on him?

Get off me, homes!

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What did the bird say after its cage fell apart?

Cheap cheap!

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When the door is open !

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What does Santa Claus call his more thuggish elves?

Gangsta wrappers!

Why are gangstas afraid of the rain?

Cuz they roofless.