Why is post college life so easy for Lannisters?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

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Why can't Zeno seem to pay his bar tab in full?

Answer: Because he kept giving half of what he owes.

Why don't programers pay tax to the Devil?

Because that would be a sin-tax issue.

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What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

What happened to German Orphans after WW2?

Did they ever get back on the Reich track (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)

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What is the difference between a Lannister and a Greek?

A Greek never pays his debts.

Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

They push two twins together to make a king.

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Why didn't Greece vote for Tyrion?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.