What's a homophobic child's worst nightmare?

A monster coming out of the closet

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Why don't Barbie and Ken have kids?

Ken came in a different box.

Why was the midget fired from his job?

He came up short on his register.

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Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?

Hide and Go Seek Champion, 1973.

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Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?

Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be M&M's

How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.