What's a homophobic child's worst nightmare?

A monster coming out of the closet

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What did they say about the blind man who got hit by a bus?

He never saw it coming.

Where do Knights get their armour?

The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.

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What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest

What did the Asian janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!"

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What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger?

The bogeyman.

What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster?

Sir.