Why don't Barbie and Ken have kids?

Ken came in a different box.

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What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce?

I did not see that coming.

What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

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How can you tell if the kid that stole your bike is half black and half polish?

He's running down the street with the bike under his arm.

What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?

May the force be with you"

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Why couldn't Barbie get pregnant?

Because they cast Amy Schumer and Ken couldn't get the job done.

Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?

because she kept sitting on pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"

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What did Ryu say to Ken?

HOWAREYOUKEN?!

Why didn't Ken ever get Barbie pregnant?

because he always came in another box.

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Why did barbie never get pregnant?

Because ken came in a different box

Why did Ken and Barbie never have any kids?

Ken always came in a different box.