Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?

Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be M&M's

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Smooth Jokes More Smooth Jokes

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkley?

Because if they were small, white, and smooth they'd be Asprin.

What do you call wood-smoothing equipment that's hot to the touch?

Bernie Sanders

M&M Jokes More M&M Jokes

How many Wake Forest fraternity brothers does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?

Seventeen. One to do it and sixteen to shell the M&M's.

How much longer?

Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant

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What should you do if a monster runs through your front door?

Run through the back door.

What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).