What's a homophobic congressman's favorite place to swim?

In da Nile

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What did the electrician say while swimming across a river?

Oh my God, that's a lot of current!"

Where does Justin Timberlake go swimming when he's in the Ukraine?

The Crimea River

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What do you call a an Egyptian crocodile who swears they live in Florida?

In da-Nile

Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

because he was in Da-Nile