What's a homophobic congressman's favorite place to swim?

In da Nile

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What did the bee use to dry off after swimming?

A *bee*ch towel. What did the bee use to get out the tangles A honeycomb.

Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

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Why did Baby Moses believe he was Egyptian?

Because he was in da Nile.

Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

because he was in Da-Nile