Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?

Deja Moo!

What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one."

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Why does Bob Marley like jpegs, gifs and pngs but hate svg?

Because they're raster graphic images.

What do you call a shirt you hate?

Cloathed*

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

What is Illinois known for?

The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.

What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?

Aw shucks!

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How does a black women know if she's pregnant?

All the cotton on her tampon has been picked off.

How do you walk a dog with no legs?

You don't, you pick it up.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What do you call bears with no ears?

B

What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?

Aw shucks!