Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer fire the DJ?

Because he kept on dropping beets.

How did the farmer figure out how much milk he had?

He used cowculus!

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Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts?

He hates camping

What do you call someone who hates people without toes and can't have ice cream?

Lack-toes intolerant

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

What did baby corn say to momma corn?

where is popcorn

Whats up?

Me:Onion prices. S:You know what I mean,like What's crackin' M:Nutshells. S:Really Fine.What's poppin M:Corn. *Blocked*

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit?

Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.

Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What happened to Frankenstein's stupid son?

He had so much wax in his ears that he became a permanent contributor to Madame Tussaud's.

Why can't you tell a joke in a cornfield?

Because the stalks are all ears.