Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

because he was in Da-Nile

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

How does one sink, that which floats?

How does one sync, that which floats Well, we type case the variable to make sure that both sides of the equation are of type, floats.

What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave?

Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.

Addict Jokes More Addict Jokes

Why are wires addicted to electricity?

They can't resist.

Who is the favorite author of someone addicted to ecstasy?

Steven King. JK Rowling.

River Jokes More River Jokes

What do beavers do to a river?

God dam it

What am I gonna do with a river?

Could you cry me a beer

Upset Jokes More Upset Jokes

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

What happens if you upset a cannibal?

You get into hot water.

Da Nile Jokes More Da Nile Jokes

What's a homophobic congressman's favorite place to swim?

In da Nile

Why did Baby Moses believe he was Egyptian?

Because he was in da Nile.