Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

because he was in Da-Nile

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What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

What do you call a boat that won't float?

Bloated.

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Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

River Jokes More River Jokes

What river separates China and India?

Answer: the Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)

What did the electrician say while swimming across a river?

Oh my God, that's a lot of current!"

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Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

because he was in Da-Nile

Where you see yourself in 5 years?

Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*

Da Nile Jokes More Da Nile Jokes

Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

because he was in Da-Nile

What's a homophobic congressman's favorite place to swim?

In da Nile