Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

because he was in Da-Nile

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do you call a boat that won't float?

Bloated.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

Addict Jokes More Addict Jokes

What do you call a drug-addicted vampire?

Crackula

What do you call a drug-addicted duck?

A quackhead.

River Jokes More River Jokes

What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ?

An elephant with an umbrella !

Why don't hipsters like rivers?

Too mainstream

Upset Jokes More Upset Jokes

Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

How do you upset a plumber?

Kidnap his princess.

Da Nile Jokes More Da Nile Jokes

What do you call a an Egyptian crocodile who swears they live in Florida?

In da-Nile

What's a homophobic congressman's favorite place to swim?

In da Nile