What did the electrician say while swimming across a river?

Oh my God, that's a lot of current!"

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What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?

If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

Why was the haunted mansion self conscious?

Because it got a lot of creepy stairs. FML.

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Why can't Mexico field a good Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is already here in the US.

Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the olympics?

Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.

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What did the sea say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide!

What do you call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe?

Fur traders.

Electrician Jokes More Electrician Jokes

Why do electricians wear pants?

Because they hate shorts.

How Many A Cappella Singers Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.

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What did the electrician say while swimming across a river?

Oh my God, that's a lot of current!"

What did the voltage say to the current?

What's up, ohmie