Where does Justin Timberlake go swimming when he's in the Ukraine?

The Crimea River

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Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games?

Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.

Why can't Mexico field a good Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is already here in the US.

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What does Justin Timberlake say when he's going to the bathroom?

It's Gonna Be Pee"

What does Justin Timberlake say when he goes to the bathroom?

It's Gonna be Pee"

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What did Vladimir Putin say to the Ukraine after he annexed it?

Crimean river.

Why shouldn't you buy trousers from northern Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout

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Where did Putin tell the protesters where to meet?

Crimea River

What is Putin's favorite new ballot?

Crimea River