Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

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Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ?

The girl necks door.

How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!"

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Why will you never see a stag on the internet?

They like to stay anony-moose

What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

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How do you drown a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door

How do you sink a Swedish submarine?

Knock on the hatch.

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What drink do you have on Halloween?

Mali-BOO

Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

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What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness?

Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.

What song do they play at a Jehovah's witness funeral?

Knock, knock, knockin on Heavens door

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What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness?

Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.

What do you call someone who only tells knock-knock jokes?

A Jehovah's Witness.

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What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!"

Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors