Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you with a crazy girl knocking on your door?

You don't let her out.

How do you know when the drummer has shown up for band practice?

He won't stop banging at the door.

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What do you call an astronaut that doesn't like being touched?

A personal space man

What do you call a computer programmer that likes to kidnap children?

A PDFile.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What happened when the turkey got into a fight?

He got the stuffing knocked out of him.

Why aren't there any knock knock jokes about America?

Because Freedom Rings.

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What do birds give out on Halloween?

A: Tweets.

What do rednecks do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

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What song do they play at a Jehovah's witness funeral?

Knock, knock, knockin on Heavens door

What do you call a chinese Jehovah's witness?

Ding Dong

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Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

What are Jehovah witnesses called in Chinese?

Dind Dong

Witness Jokes More Witness Jokes

How many pull-ups can you do?

Me: 22. Wife: How many with witnesses Me: Almost 1.

Why does Jehovah need so many witnesses?

Sounds like a pretty shady dude to me.