Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle?

In case of any night mares!

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Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?

Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

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You poke poke poker face

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Wham, bam, thank you fam"

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Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle?

In case of any night mares!

What do you call a scary horse?

A night-mare.

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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

A: Bach in the saddle again.

Who has a long nose wears a mask and sits tall in the saddle?

The Lone Aardvark!