Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle?

In case of any night mares!

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What are apricots?

Where monkeys sleep.

How does an attorney go to sleep?

First he lies on one side, then the other!!

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What do ladies-of-the-night do when in their garden?

They hoe it.

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

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Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

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It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back...

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Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle?

In case of any night mares!

What do you call a scary horse?

A night-mare.

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Why did the horseman put a saddle on a large loaf of bread?

It was a crusty steed!

Who has a long nose wears a mask and sits tall in the saddle?

The Lone Aardvark!