Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle?

In case of any night mares!

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Why cant a Mexican man sleep with three women at once?

Fear of over dos

Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it

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What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

What did one flea say to the other after a night out ?

Shall we walk home or take a dog

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Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

In the case of the bmw, the pricks are on the inside.

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What do you call a scary horse?

A night-mare.

Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle?

In case of any night mares!

Saddle Jokes More Saddle Jokes

What did the upset horse use to row his boat?

A saddle.

Why did the horseman put a saddle on a large loaf of bread?

It was a crusty steed!