Whats the difference between me and a calendar?

A calendar has dates.

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What's the difference between a Pound and a Dollar?

A dollar

What's the difference between hard and light?

I can sleep with a light on.

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Whats you favorite Christmas joke?

I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!

Whats the most important aspect of gun safety to practice around a feminist?

Trigger discipline

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Whats the best part about dating a black girl?

You rarely have to meet their dad.

What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.

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Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's day.