Whats the difference between me and a calendar?

A calendar has dates.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference... between a gazpacho bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a gazpacho bean on my face.

What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman?

ANSWER: A battery has a positive side.

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Whats the best part about dating a black girl?

You rarely have to meet their dad.

Whats the difference between Outlaws and Mother-in-laws?

Outlaws are wanted.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What do you call always having a date for New Year's Eve?

Social Security.

Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom?

Because he couldn't find a Date!

Calendar Jokes More Calendar Jokes

How is it May already?

Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.

Why did the calendar give up on life?

Because he felt his days were numbered.