What's a penguins favourite relative?

Aunt Arctica! PENGUIN . . ME makes flies over head motion PENGUIN I don't know what that means

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How do you know all Bernie Sanders' supporters are Harry Potter fans?

They all dress like Dobby.

What do you call a smart knife?

Cleaver! EDIT: Also Sharp, knew about this one but I like Cleaver better.

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Why can't the plane fly?

Because it's grounded.

What punch line is sure to get upvotes no matter how many times it gets posted?

I don't know I just fly the drone"

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What's in it?

HIM: What do you mean, "in it"

What does TTYL mean?

I replied, "Talk to you later". So she responded, "No! Talk to me now! What does it mean "

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What do you call a penguin that can't win?

A peng-lose!

Who's the only living relative of penguin?

His Aunt Arctica

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Who's the only living relative of penguin?

His Aunt Arctica

Who is a penguin's favorite relative?

His Aunt Arctica