What's a penguins favourite relative?

Aunt Arctica! PENGUIN . . ME makes flies over head motion PENGUIN I don't know what that means

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Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side?

A: She didn't know where to buy Left Guard!

How do you call a judge that only gives innocent veredicts because he gave up on law school and knows nothing?

a quitter.

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How is it that magic carpets are able to fly?

They are powered by turban engines.

What do you call a fly when it retires?

A flew. BUH DUM TSS! No Alright.. I'll see myself out.

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What did Mozart say to the police clerk?

I'll be Bach" hahaha. What do you mean they're different people

How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."

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What is Antarctica's version of tinder called?

Pick up a penguin

What do you call an Penguin with dandruff?

Frosted Flakes

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Who is a penguin's favorite relative?

His Aunt Arctica

What's a penguins favourite relative?

Aunt Arctica! PENGUIN . . ME makes flies over head motion PENGUIN I don't know what that means