What's a pirate's favorite thing about turning 65?

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Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.

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She was having Disney spells.

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What's a pirate's favorite thing about turning 65?

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They can both take about 65 loads.

What's a pirate's favorite thing about turning 65?

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