What do Romulans and Vulcans do with their high school drop outs?

Send them to barber school.

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What's the difference between a white guy and a pizza?

A pizza doesn't shoot up a school.

How's school, Hannah?

Really tough, dad." They're calling you Hannah Banana, aren't they "No-" WHY THE HELL NOT

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What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ?

Cross mouse cards !

What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

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What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!

Why hasn't the Rastafarian gone to see the barber?

He's dreading it.

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What do Romulans and Vulcans do with their high school drop outs?

Send them to barber school.

What do you call a Vulcan philosopher who only responds in questions?

Spocrates.