What do Romulans and Vulcans do with their high school drop outs?

Send them to barber school.

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Where is your homework?

Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had

Where do galaxies go to college?

University! Happy 1st day back to school to many of you :)

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What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message?

To e or not to e that is the question.

What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

What do you call someone who has to shave 30 times a day?

A barber

What do Romulans and Vulcans do with their high school drop outs?

Send them to barber school.

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What do you call a Vulcan sheep?

Shbaaaaaaaahk

What do you call a Vulcan philosopher who only responds in questions?

Spocrates.