What's a procrastinator's favorite punchline?

I'll tell you tomorrow

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How can you tell if a hippy came to your house?

He's still there.

How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

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What's a procrastinator's favorite punchline?

I'll tell you tomorrow

What's the procrastinator's favorite song?

Tooomorrow, tomorrow, I love yah, tomorrow.." (You're always a day away)