What do you call an antelope that's really bad at being an antelope?

A cantelope.

Previous Random Joke Next
Cantelope Jokes More Cantelope Jokes

What do you call an ungulate with low self-esteem?

A cantelope.

What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

You cantelope!

Antelope Jokes More Antelope Jokes

Why shouldn't you let the scientists have an antelope?

They'll turn it into a bombardeer

What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

Cantelope