What did the man say when he realized the boy who asked him out was an orphan?

No home oh

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Why is there only women's studies in college, but not men's?

Because we call men's studies history.

Why did the man open a rooftop bar?

He wanted to have drinks on the house.

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What're you here for?

asks the desk lady. "I'm addicted to quack."

How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

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What separates the men from the boys?

Operation Yewtree.

How does the Navy separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

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Why is housing cheaper as an orphan?

It's 'rent free!

What do orphans get at Christmas?

Lonely.

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How do you keep a blonde at home?

A. Build a circular driveway.

How did the hermit pay for his home?

A: Alone.

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Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person