What's a Southeastern Asian business professional's favorite food?

Tie food

Previous Random Joke Next

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo"

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Why is the food so cold and bland?

Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.

Why didn't you make all the food on that long order?

Cook: Because I'm a short order cook.