What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo"

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Because she threw out all the bent ones.

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Throw it on the ground and tamp on it.

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Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks

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Brick and Orety

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To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.

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A Whale Way

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It drives me nuts.

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What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo"

Miracle Whip Jokes More Miracle Whip Jokes

What is a masochist's favorite condiment?

miracle whip

What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo"