Sink-o de Mayo"
He only sold left wings.
Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.
They both get laid by Mexicans...
Put a brick under each hoof!
Because the land never waves back
Nothing they just waved.... I'll show my self out
Tie him to a chair stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way.
The Italian. The black is tied to the tree.
If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.
Because the top said "Twist to open."
Miracle whip.