Why didn't you make all the food on that long order?

Cook: Because I'm a short order cook.

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How many black guys does it take to cook chicken?

None. Blacks belong in the fields, woman belong in the kitchen.

Why can't short people cook?

Because the steaks are too high.

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How does Frodo make his own food?

Through Frodosynthesis

How many mice does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

None. Mice can't change light-bulbs as they are mere rodents without the physical or mental ability to do so. Not to mention it's much safer for them to pilfer food in the dark.