Why didn't you make all the food on that long order?

Cook: Because I'm a short order cook.

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Why didn't you make all the food on that long order?

Cook: Because I'm a short order cook.

Why did the cannibal stab the chef with a toothpick?

To see if he was done cooking.

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Why do Americans deep fry so much food?

A. They love OIL

Why is manna from heaven like horse hay?

Both are food from aloft!