Why didn't you make all the food on that long order?

Cook: Because I'm a short order cook.

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Why do Mexicans hate cooking pasta?

When they boil the water, they always have to add that *pinche* salt.

What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

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Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.