What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

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How do you tell a domesticated cat from a wild one?

The domesticated doesnt have balls

What do you call it when your balls are in the street?

It's Cul de sac!

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What word starts with F and ends in uck?

Firetruck. The answer is Firetruck.

How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?

Somebody took a corner!

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What do you call someone who dyes their hair red?

Trans-ginger

What do you call someone who dyes thier hair red?

Trans-ginger.

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How do you stop an Italian from talking?

Tie his hands together

What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl

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What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

What do you call large number of cannibals stranded on an island?

A

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What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.