What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

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Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What's got a pair of balls and 100 teeth?

A: A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans

What's the most sought after ball in Biopsy Bingo?

B9

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why did Billy not care who he offended while posting on the internet?

Because the ends justify the memes

How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad?

None, they were all minerals.

Dye Jokes More Dye Jokes

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

What do you call it when a brunette dyes her hair blonde?

Brainwashing.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

Why did Yogi Bear only have a collar and a tie, and not a full dress shirt?

Patiently waits as you all Google pics of Yogi Bear*

Why did the kidnapped clock always read 12:00?

His hands were tied.

Strand Jokes More Strand Jokes

What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night?

Numchucks.

Yarn Jokes More Yarn Jokes

How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.