Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions
When they lose their haunting licenses.
She swallowed
You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna (What about the glue ) I knew you'd get stuck on that
They know their limits.
Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.
Nun
Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.
Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask )
Because they're always dribbling!
O.K. you asked for it" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.
Because it was 2 turnt up
Q: How do you get out of an elephant A: Turn around and around until you get all pooped out. (5 yo humor never gets old)
Because he Kant drive Immanuel.
He made no sense. I tried, I really did.
I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.
