Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions
Me: *names two of them*
Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!
The first knows how to read the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
I missed you
Harry...."She's an angel, how about yours " Bob...."Egh, mine is still alive."
Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask )
Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it
They always make an extra copy
Quit being nosey.
Because in charge of directing, Yoda was
Because they literally can't even.
Would you like ketchup with your chips
Define "light bulb".
That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.
One Direction
