Why can't a dog clap in the middle of a movie?

Because it keeps hitting pause.

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What's big, white and goes down on you in the middle of the night?

An Airbus A320.

Why was Snape in the middle of the road?

So you would never know what side he was on.

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Why is it good news that Aroldis Chapman moved to the Yankees?

Because pitchers don't hit in the American League!

What do the lady reindeer do on Christmas eve?

They hit the town and blow a few bucks.

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Why couldn't the coal worker get into the movie?

He was a miner.

What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.