What's an Australian's favorite element?

Gold

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What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.

What would gold say if it could talk?

A-U" :

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What do you call an Australian singer who was born in Australia?

Aussie Aus-born.

What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!