What did the Australian Chess player say to the waiter?

Cheque, mate!

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Why do Australians take forever to play chess?

Because they never make it past the first check, mate.

What do you call an Australian who discriminates against different types of rice?

Rice-ist!

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What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?

Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.

What are those?

The waiter says "Some are suger, Summersalt"

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What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

Where do you take a cheque?

Czechoslovakia.

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What did the Australian Chess player say to the waiter?

Cheque, mate!

What did the Australian chess player say to the waiter when he finished his meal?

Check, mate.