What's bad about wetting your bed?

Urine it.

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What did Josh say when asked if his sister was good in bed?

I Duggar."

How do you get a 300 pound woman into bed?

piece of cake

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What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.

What did the Sewage Worker say to his apprentice?

Urine for a surprise.

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What did the overly excited gardener do when spring arrived?

He wet his plants.

What does a near sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

Wet noses