What's bad about wetting your bed?

Urine it.

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How does an Alabama girl know shes in for a crazy night?

Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

Oh sheeeeeettttt!

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What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.

What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!

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How did the elephant get out of the river?

Wet

What did the overly excited gardener do when spring arrived?

He wet his plants.