What did the Sewage Worker say to his apprentice?

Urine for a surprise.

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What did the PEE CLUB SOCIETY said to me on the taster session?

URINE!

What's bad about wetting your bed?

Urine it.

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Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday?

GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.

How do you surprise a blind man?

Stick a plunger in the toilet

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What did the pastry chef say to his apprentice?

Know your roll!"

What did the Sewage Worker say to his apprentice?

Urine for a surprise.