What did the Sewage Worker say to his apprentice?

Urine for a surprise.

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What did the Sewage Worker say to his apprentice?

Urine for a surprise.

What did the PEE CLUB SOCIETY said to me on the taster session?

URINE!

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Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

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What did the pastry chef say to his apprentice?

Know your roll!"

What did the cancerous contractor say to his apprentice?

Avoid the insulation asbestos you can.