Urine Jokes

What did the PEE CLUB SOCIETY said to me on the taster session?

URINE!

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What did the Sewage Worker say to his apprentice?

Urine for a surprise.

What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him?

URINE. I'll let myself out.

What did the swollen prostate say during the prostatectomy?

I'm out, urine.

What did the toilet say to the pee?

urine

What is 40ft long and smells like urine?

Line dancing at sun city

What did the failing kidney say to the healthy one?

Urine charge now.

What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun?

Urine luck

What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.

What did R. Kelly say to the teenage girl fan?

Urine for a surprise.

Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine

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What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!

What would be the movie called if it were about you?

You Yourself &amp Urine.

What's bad about wetting your bed?

Urine it.

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Saying they are full of sh*t means 2 completely different things.

What does it mean....?

He said, nag,nag,nag,nag!

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What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

What did the priest announce before he went for a bath?

Speak now or forever hold your pee!"

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Why can't your hear a pteradactyl go to the toilet?

Because the p is silent.

What do you have when you just used the toilet and realized there's no toilet paper?

A real mess on your hands.

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Where did Putin tell the protesters where to meet?

Crimea River

What did Putin say when the world got mad at him for invading the Ukraine?

Cri-me-a river!"

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What happens if Russians fall from an Afghan boat?

They sue Kabul Yacht.

What happens when everything's coming your way?

Instructor: You're in the wrong lane.

Surprise Jokes More Surprise Jokes

Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday?

GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.

Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.

European Jokes More European Jokes

What's the difference between Americans and Europeans?

For an European 500 Miles is a long distance, for an American 500 years are a long History

What are you in the bathroom?

European

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Why is a UTI such a bad thing?

Because it means urine trouble

What does R. Kelly say to his kids when they do something bad?

Urine trouble