Urine Jokes

What did the PEE CLUB SOCIETY said to me on the taster session?

URINE!

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What did the Sewage Worker say to his apprentice?

Urine for a surprise.

What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him?

URINE. I'll let myself out.

What did the swollen prostate say during the prostatectomy?

I'm out, urine.

What did the toilet say to the pee?

urine

What is 40ft long and smells like urine?

Line dancing at sun city

What did the failing kidney say to the healthy one?

Urine charge now.

What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun?

Urine luck

What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.

What did R. Kelly say to the teenage girl fan?

Urine for a surprise.

Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine

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What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!

What would be the movie called if it were about you?

You Yourself &amp Urine.

What's bad about wetting your bed?

Urine it.

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The doctor said it was all in her head

What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!"

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How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.

Why do urologists like UTIs?

It means urine business.

Pterodactyl Jokes More Pterodactyl Jokes

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

The p is silent.

What does a pterodactyl have in common with a urinal?

P in front of it

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Why did the police officer shoot himself in the face?

He had a black eye.

What's he like?

asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, "Beer and women."

Medication Jokes More Medication Jokes

Why is the magnet on medication?

Because it's bipolar

What medications do I take?

I'm not sure. The names on my neighbor's prescription bottles are ridiculously long

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why did the railroad thief get caught?

He forgot to cover his tracks! im

Why did Jesus die ?

He forgot his safe word.

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What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise."

What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, "Fancy"?

Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?