What's better than roses around your piano?

Tulips around your organ! Ba dum bum chhhhhhh.

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What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano?

A flat note.

What's better than two roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

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What's in a name?

A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. But, if roses were called "herpes" they'd make terrible Valentine's Day gifts.

What do Augusto Pinochet and New Guns n Roses have in common?

They've both committed atrocities in South American stadiums.

Tulip Jokes More Tulip Jokes

What's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

How do you kiss a girl on valentines day?

You use tulips.

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What is better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on the organ. (I'll show myself out...)

What did Johann Sebastian Bach do when someone steam-rolled his organ?

He played a flat baroque piece!