What's better than roses around your piano?

Tulips around your organ! Ba dum bum chhhhhhh.

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Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What do you get if you push a piano out of a plane over a military base?

A flat major

What do a squirrel and a piano have in common ?

Both can climb trees, except the piano

Rose Jokes More Rose Jokes

What's in a name?

A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. But, if roses were called "herpes" they'd make terrible Valentine's Day gifts.

What do Augusto Pinochet and New Guns n Roses have in common?

They've both committed atrocities in South American stadiums.

Tulip Jokes More Tulip Jokes

What's better than a dozen roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.

What is the name of the flower you find between your nose and your chin?

A: Tulips.

Organ Jokes More Organ Jokes

What is better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on the organ. (I'll show myself out...)

What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.