Organ Jokes

What's better than two roses on your paino?

Tulips on your organ.

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What did one ovary say to the other one?

What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

What's worse than a dead muskrat under your piano?

A diseased beaver on your organ.

Whats's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What's better than four roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.

What's better than two roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What organ in the body never dies?

THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.

What's better than roses around your piano?

Tulips around your organ! Ba dum bum chhhhhhh.

What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano?

Answer: Tulips on an Organ.

What did Johann Sebastian Bach do when someone steam-rolled his organ?

He played a flat baroque piece!

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What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?

Finding crabs on your organ.

What's better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.

What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.

What's better than a dozen roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.

Why are organ donations low ?

Because most people have pianos

What's worse than finding a dead monkey on your piano?

Finding a diseased beaver on your organ.

Why did Bach have to sell his organ?

A: Because he was baroque.

What looks better... than roses your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What's better than a vase of roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What's worse than spiders on your piano?

Crabs on your organ

What organ do only British people have?

The Eng gland.

What is better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on the organ. (I'll show myself out...)

Why don't skeletons play music in church?

Because they got no organs.

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