What do you call it when a black guy gets a hard on?

The Dark Knight Rises

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What did the token black guy say to the other black guy who walks in the party?

Hey man ! Who do you know here ? This is a Brothers only party !

What's long and hard on a black guy?

First grade.

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How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

What would happen if you ate yeast and polish?

You would rise and shine.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable?

The Wheelchair

What is the hardest part of cutting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

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What do you call it when a black guy gets a hard on?

The Dark Knight Rises

What do you get when you cross 10 sodium particles with the Dark Knight?

Nananananananananana BATMAN!

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What do you call it when a black guy gets a hard on?

The Dark Knight Rises

What happens when Batman sees Catwoman naked?

The Dark Knight Rises.