What do you call it when a black guy gets a hard on?

The Dark Knight Rises

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What word begins with "N" and ends in "R" that I wouldn't want to call a black guy?

Neighbor.

Why did the black guy get mad at the pirate?

He dropped the hard 'arrrrrr.'

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What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!"

What is better than a rose on a guitarist?

Tulips on my pianist.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable?

The Wheelchair

What is the hardest part about your wife telling you she has AIDS?

Acting surprised.

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Why don't they call the Batman film "The White Knight" instead of "The Dark Knight"?

Because no one would care that he died.

What do you get when The Dark Knight meets Edgar Allan Poe?

x-post from r/funny) Poetic Justice(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblrme6ovqdnAp1rzkyaxo1500.png)

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What do you call it when a black guy gets a hard on?

The Dark Knight Rises

What happens when Batman sees Catwoman naked?

The Dark Knight Rises.