What's better than winning a silver medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the quadriplegic (crippled) Olympics?

Walking.

Why is it good that the Vietnamese man won first place?

It's a Nguyen-win situation.

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Whats better then a gold medal in the special Olympics?

Not being retarded.

What's the difference between a Russian Potato and a U.S. Potato?

The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.

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What's better than winning a Silver Medal at the Paralympics?

Not being disabled.

How is a Silver Medal and a Priest the same?

They both came in a little behind.