What's better than winning a gold medal in the quadriplegic (crippled) Olympics?

Walking.

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What do you call a walking talking rat?

Keemstar

What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

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Why did Minotaur win an interior design award?

Because his home was a maze thing.

Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

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Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having two legs

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded