What's the difference between a Russian Potato and a U.S. Potato?

The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.

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What's the difference between a beggar and a US Politician?

A beggar has retained his integrity.

What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.

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What is the name of your Russian coworker you see the next day?

C. U. Tomorov

How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?

None. In Russia, light bulb changes you.

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What is better than coming second in the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded. Sorry guys. Poor taste. But it is what it is.

Whats better then a gold medal in the special Olympics?

Not being retarded.

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What do Filipinos call Canada?

Upper U.S.

What's the most awkward U.S state?

O....Hi!.....o.....

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What's the difference between a Russian Potato and a U.S. Potato?

The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.