What's better than winning a Silver Medal at the Paralympics?

Not being disabled.

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Why can't Canada win wars?

Because they'll blow you up and then apologize.

Why is religion like mobile gaming?

Free-to-pray, pray-to-win.

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What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

Whats better than winning silver at the paralympics?

Not being a cripple.

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How is a Silver Medal and a Priest the same?

They both came in a little behind.

What's better than winning a Silver Medal at the Paralympics?

Not being disabled.

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What's better than winning a Silver Medal at the Paralympics?

Not being disabled.

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They all have tur-rets