Why did the Chihuahua laugh?

The cow jumped over the moon.

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Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What goes "ha ha, thump thump?

A guy laughing his balls off.

How do Muslims laugh?

Muahahahamed Note: I don't have any prejudices against Islamic people.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

When do cows go to sleep?

Pasture bedtime.

Why doesn't NASA send cows to space?

Because the stakes would be too high.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why can't you give bad news to someone on the Moon?

It lacks gravity.

What did it mean when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!

How do you make a sheep jump off a cliff?

Put a redneck behind it.

Chihuahua Jokes More Chihuahua Jokes

How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road?

It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!

Why do you like to go on camping trips?

Chihuahua: I like to "ruff it!