How do you surprise a blind man?

Stick a plunger in the toilet

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Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

How did the fish's tail get stuck in the anchor chain?

It was just a fluke!

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What do you call a man who cleans out toilets ?

Lou !

Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son

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What did the blind man say to his old friend?

Ayy, long time no see!

What is the worst thing anyone can do to a blind man?

Leave a plunger in the toilet!

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What is the meanest thing you could do to a blind person ?

Leave the plunger on the toilet.

What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?

Leave the plunger in the pot.

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Why is it impossible to surprise a snowman?

He has ice in the back of his head. Get it He has ice in the back of his head. Get it

What do you call it when an author catches you off guard with innuendo?

Surprise subtext.