How do you surprise a blind man?

Stick a plunger in the toilet

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What kind of bird always sticks together?

A velcrow Courtesy of Jokels.com:

What do you call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

Why did Tigger look down the toilet?

To find Pooh!

What does cats and festival attendees have in common?

They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.

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What is the worst thing anyone can do to a blind man?

Leave a plunger in the toilet!

What did the blind man say to his old friend?

Ayy, long time no see!

Plunger Jokes More Plunger Jokes

What's the worst prank you can play on a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

What is the meanest practical joke one can pull on a blind person?

Leaving a plunger in the toilet.

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What's the definition of a surprise?

A fart with a lump in it

How do you surprise Helen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet