How do you surprise a blind man?

Stick a plunger in the toilet

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How do you get stuck in an annoying conversation with a stranger?

Ask someone vaping if you can bum a cigarette.

Why cant russians drive stick?

Because they are always Stalin!

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What do you have when you just used the toilet and realized there's no toilet paper?

A real mess on your hands.

Why did the toilet want to start a rebellion?

Because he was a slave to the cistern!

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

What did the blind man say when he was asked what he thought about the renovation plan of his house?

I don't know.. I just don't see it.

How did a blind man drive his car?

A: One hand on the wheel the other on the road.

Plunger Jokes More Plunger Jokes

How do you pump a Republican for information?

With a plunger.

What is the meanest thing you could do to a blind person ?

Leave the plunger on the toilet.

Surprise Jokes More Surprise Jokes

Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday?

GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.