Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

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What type of Martial Arts does Jesus know?

Jiu Jitsu.

How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

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Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?

She was pasteurized!

What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

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What's the best way to get to the front page?

Post good stuff. Please up vote To FP!

Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

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Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

What if UK's politician changes the lightbulb?

He Brexit!

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What do you call India's top TV Show?

Dan Singh with the Sitars

How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Look ask me when I get back from India okay

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Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

What do you get when you cross France and Britain?

Canada.

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What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

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What do you call it when an author catches you off guard with innuendo?

Surprise subtext.

What's big, grey and makes you jump?

The elephant of surprise. :)