Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

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When your boss asks you "do I look stupid to you?

it's a rhetorical question I know this now

How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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Why did the banker leave his job?

he lost interest

Why don't Leave voters go to the cinema?

Because they're unable to see the big picture.

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What's the best way to receive down votes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny! XD

Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

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What do you call the divorce between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie?

a Brexit

What's the difference between a feminist and Brexit?

Brexit has actually affected society.

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How can you tell if the code is broken?

SW Engineering joke) If India worked on it

What do people call their grandmother in India?

Naana

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Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

What's the difference between Britain and Australia?

When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.

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What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

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What did R. Kelly say to the teenage girl fan?

Urine for a surprise.

How do you surprise a blind man?

Stick a plunger in the toilet